Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2009 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2009 Santa Fe Trailer Bitch 6/1/2009
 
  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Trailer Bitches    AB  R  H RBI AVG
  M.Izturis SS        5  0  0  0 .259     E.Aybar SS          4  0  0  0 .271  
  H.Kendrick 2B       4  0  2  0 .319     M.Prado 3B          2  1  0  0 .316  
B-T.Gwynn Jr PR       0  0  0  0 .211   A-I.Stewart 3B        1  0  0  0 .197  
C-S.Schumaker 2B      1  0  0  0 .238     O.Salazar LF        3  0  0  0 .412  
  J.Pierre LF         4  0  1  0 .256     I.Kinsler 2B        4  1  2  2 .200  
  M.Cameron CF        2  2  1  1 .336     C.Beltran CF        3  0  0  0 .353  
  S.Pearce 1B         3  2  1  1 .211     J.Francoeur RF      3  0  1  0 .333  
D-L.Overbay 1B        0  0  0  0 .328     C.McGehee DH        4  0  1  0 .227  
  A.Lind DH           3  1  0  0 .286     H.Blanco C          3  1  1  1 .279  
  A.Torres RF         4  1  2  3 .157     A.Laroche 1B        3  0  0  0 .262  
  M.Teahen 3B         4  0  0  0 .250                                          
  C.Ruiz C            4  0  1  0 .280                                          
                     -- -- -- ---                            -- -- -- ---      
         Totals      34  6  8  5                 Totals      30  3  5  3
 
A-Subbed Defensively (3B) For Prado In 8th Inning
B-Pinch Ran For Kendrick In 8th Inning
C-Subbed Defensively (2B) For Gwynn Jr In 8th Inning
D-Subbed Defensively (1B) For Pearce In 9th Inning
 
Proctologists... 0 0 0  1 0 0  1 0 4  -  6  8  0
Trailer Bitches. 2 1 0  0 0 0  0 0 0  -  3  5  1
 
Proctologists (21-30)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA  SCORESHEET
D.Braden                  6       5   3   3   0   4   2  94   6.58  A1 C5
L.Cormier WIN(1-1)        2       0   0   0   0   0   0  15   5.05  C6 D2
C.Marmol SAVE(2nd)        1       0   0   0   3   1   0  20   0.00  D3
Totals                    9       5   3   3   3   5   2
 
Trailer Bitches (25-26)  IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA  SCORESHEET
J.Washburn                7 2/3   7   2   2   1   3   2 108   3.82  A1 D2
A.Rhodes HOLD(2nd)        0 1/3   0   0   0   0   0   0   1   0.00  D3 D3
M.Gonzalez L(1-2) BS(3rd) 1       1   4   4   3   2   1  42   7.07  D4
Totals                    9       8   6   6   4   5   3
 
ATTENDANCE- 20,450 DATE- Monday, June 1st 2009 TIME- Night 
T- 2:53
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 5  Trailer Bitches: 4
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 2  Trailer Bitches: 2
ERRORS- E.Aybar
HOME RUNS- M.Cameron(7th), S.Pearce(1st), A.Torres(4th), I.Kinsler(7th),
           H.Blanco(3rd)
WALKS- M.Cameron-2, S.Pearce, A.Lind, O.Salazar, C.Beltran, J.Francoeur
HIT BY PITCH- M.Prado
STRIKE OUTS- H.Kendrick, S.Schumaker, S.Pearce, M.Teahen-2, E.Aybar, I.Kinsler,
             H.Blanco, A.Laroche-2
GIDP- M.Izturis, J.Pierre, C.McGehee-2
WILD PITCHES- M.Gonzalez
WEB GEMS- Top 7th: Erick Aybar robbed Andres Torres of a base hit.
          Top 8th: Carlos Beltran robbed Carlos Ruiz of a Homerun!
 
In a thriller the Chainsaw Proctologists staged a dramatic comeback then held
on to win over the Santa Fe Trailer Bitches by a score of 6 to 3 at Trailer
Park.
 
Chainsaw had the game winning rally in the top of the 9th inning scoring 4
runners on 1 hit.  The key at-bat was by Andres Torres who deflated the mood
of the partisan fans when he rifled a three-run blast.  Chainsaw ended up
with 8 hits for the game while Santa Fe had 5.  
 
Lance Cormier(1-1) got the win allowing no runs in 2 innings. Carlos Marmol
earned the save, his 2nd.  Mike Gonzalez(1-2) ended up with the loss in
relief.  
 
'The only way this one could have been better', said Cormier, 'was if we had
played it at home.'
 
SCORESHEET: 2009 Chainsaw Proctologists at 2009 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
M.Izturi-A1  A1:F/8     B1:G-DP/5  *6*:G/53   D1:G/3     E1:E/6>b2
                        43>1o                            
                                                         
H.Kendri-A1  A2:Si      B2:F/9     C2:K       D2:Si      E2:K
T.Gwynn -D3                                              
S.Schuma-D4                                              
J.Pierre-A1  A3:G-DP/4  *4*:F/9    C3:Si      D3:G/13
             63>1o                            
                                              
M.Camero-A1  *2*:W>b1   B4:HR>b#   C4:G/63    *9*:W>b1
                                              
                                              
S.Pearce-A1  A5:K       B5:P/6     *7*:HR>b#  D5:W>12 b
L.Overba-E3                                   1
                                              
A.Lind-A1    A6:P/3     B6:G/43    C6:G/63    D6:W>23 1
                                              2 b1
                                              
A.Torres-A1  A7:Si>12   *5*:G/53   C7:G/63    D7:WP>3#
                                              23 12 HR>
                                              3# 2# b#
M.Teahen-A1  A8:G/43    B8:K       C8:P/3     D8:K
                                              
                                              
C.Ruiz-A1    *3*:Si     B9:G/63    *8*:F/8    D9:F/7
                                              
                                              
 
E.Aybar-A1   A1:G/53    *3*:K      C1:F/7     D1:G/63
                                              
                                              
M.Prado-A1   A2:HBP     B2:F/8     *6*:L/5    D2:F/7
I.Stewar-C9                                   
                                              
O.Salaza-A1  A3:F/7     B3:F/8     C3:F/8     *9*:W>b1
                                              
                                              
I.Kinsle-A1  A4:HR>1#   *4*:L/3    C4:Si      D4:K
             b#                               
                                              
C.Beltra-A1  A5:F/7     B5:P/3     C5:G/43    D5:W>12 b
                                              1
                                              
J.Franco-A1  *2*:Si     B6:G/23    *7*:G/63   D6:W>23 1
                                              2 b1
                                              
C.McGehe-A1  A7:G-DP/1  *5*:Si     C7:F/7     D7:G-DP/6
             63>1o                            43>1o
                                              
H.Blanco-A1  A8:HR>b#   B8:K       C8:G/53
                                   
                                   
A.Laroch-A1  A9:K       B9:K       *8*:G/43